/authors/cuffman/ Recent content in Cuffman on Utopia Stories Library Hugo en-us /stories/73294/ Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000 /stories/73294/ <p><em><strong>Author's Note:</strong> perks of the job</em></p> <p><strong>Part One</strong></p> <p>Strange objects can be found under kitchen appliances,as I found out about a month ago.</p> <p>We deliver and install various machines and cookers for a large national company,this particular customer had requested a new oven in the kitchen and a new washing machine in the utility room.</p> <p>My mate was taking out and fittting the new oven,which needed some extra electrical work so I started to remove the old washing machine.As I gently pulled the machine forwards I found two pieces of red ribbon each had a key tied into them.</p>