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      <title>Don&#39;t Screw Your Roommate&#39;s Boyfriend</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I learned the hard way not to steal my roommate&amp;rsquo;s date. It all started when I 1st started college. I was so mad at my father because he didn&amp;rsquo;t like the fact that I got what he called a tramp stamp tattoo, so we had a huge blow up and he kept calling me a slut. Well my roommate saw me all depressed, so she took me out to the bars. I never had been drinking before so I was a little hesitant to try, but my roommate persuaded me to have a beer, and that turned into two. Then the next thing that I know I was hitting on every guy that I walked by. Then one guy took me back to his apartment , and the next thing I know I wake up naked in his bed, and saw all the condom wrappers on the floor.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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