/authors/gymslipus/ Recent content in Gymslipus on Utopia Stories Library Hugo en-us /stories/50096/ Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000 /stories/50096/ <p><em><strong>Author's Note:</strong> He wants to try the chair. But it turns out to be a mistake</em></p> <p>My, was I pleased to finish that job. It wasn&rsquo;t much, just change a ballcock in the attic, but that must have been the filthiest attic I have ever been in. Muck and filth everywhere. By the time I had finished I was black. Still it was Wednesday, two thirty in the afternoon, and I was finished. Tomorrow was Thanksgiving. Four glorious days with nothing to do, but relax.</p>