/authors/joe-anderson/ Recent content in Joe Anderson on Utopia Stories Library Hugo en-us /stories/77550/ Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000 /stories/77550/ <p>They were planning for a quiet night. The only thing was, they each had different ideas of what quiet meant.</p> <p>You see, he was going to head upstairs and surf around on his phone. Perhaps look at some porn, respond to some work e-mails, fall asleep by 8pm. Her idea was completely different.</p> <p>She was leaving work, maybe an hour from getting home, when she texted him, &ldquo;Hey dear. Can you do me a favor? Can you run to the store and grab me a nice bottle of wine? You can get yourself some beer&hellip; Make sure you&rsquo;r back in the next 30 minutes or so.&rdquo;</p>