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      <title>A Girl&#39;s Best Friends</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Author&#39;s Note:&lt;/strong&gt; This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to living or dead persons is coincidental. Warning: It contains scenes of bondage and violence.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;In the South Pacific Ocean, 2002&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In contrast to popular belief, diamonds are not a girl&amp;rsquo;s best friends because compressed carbon is highly overrated. Not to mention that they are not as easily to cash as everybody thinks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Neither are exceptionally large boobs requiring custom brassieres, even when they are natural with small areolas and big nipples.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Only One Leg</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;When I wake up I have immediately the feeling that something is wrong. The alarm clock on my nightstand tells me it is 3:14am.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I turn on the light.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I told you she’s awake,&amp;rdquo; the taller of the two masked intruders says. &amp;ldquo;You better don’t scream, or you’ll regret it.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The big guns in their gloved right hands shows me that he has a good point.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;We don’t want to harm you,&amp;rdquo; the shorter one says now. &amp;ldquo;But you’ll have to come with us until your father has paid the ransom.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Rebecca Childs</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Do I really want to do this?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or do I have another choice?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not really – if I don&amp;rsquo;t want to ruin my career – what might happen anyway.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While I&amp;rsquo;m dressing myself to meet my fate in the park my thoughts are lingering back to the Friday night a week ago when the whole misery began.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, it didn&amp;rsquo;t really begin there because my involvement in self-bondage has been going on for a long time.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Sweepstakes</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I ring the doorbell.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The beautiful blonde in her late twenties looks exactly like I know her from her movies.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Hi, you must be Bruce. Come in,&amp;rdquo; she smiles at me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Her apartment looks cozy – home-like, not kinky like I expected. Emily seems to have read my mind since she asks: &amp;ldquo;Not what you had in mind?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Not exactly, but I didn&amp;rsquo;t know what to think anyway. This is all quite new to me.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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