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      <title>Allison&#39;s Pilates</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Author&#39;s Note:&lt;/strong&gt; My first stab at submitting a story, so I&amp;rsquo;d love feedback. It&amp;rsquo;s a pretty innocent story, so far anyway :)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Part 1&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That was the unassuming name of the fitness class I had chosen. Why did I choose it over the others? It was the only one I had actually heard of before, mentioned by the wife of a colleague at a boring work event. And she didn&amp;rsquo;t look particularly fit and healthy. I mean, she was skinny and all that, but I just assumed the class couldn&amp;rsquo;t have been that hard if she was continuing to do it. She called it &amp;lsquo;unconventional&amp;rsquo;, but if we spent the whole time sitting around eating tea leaves and chanting I wouldn&amp;rsquo;t care &amp;hellip; you see, this was a work initiative. HR had decided that to keep everyone&amp;rsquo;s minds healthy, we all had to sign up for at least one fitness class. Annoyingly, they would also be liaising with the fitness instructors to make sure we completed our classes, with the threat of repercussions if we didn&amp;rsquo;t. I can&amp;rsquo;t imagine how much time they wasted on this stupid idea, but somewhere some sycophant probably got promoted for it. It you want to save money, sack the guy who came up with this idea&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Ancient Rituals</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Author&#39;s Note:&lt;/strong&gt; A longer story this time, I hope you enjoy.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Part 1&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We knew alot about this particular ritual. It was performed on a select few women, 3000 years ago, in a remote part of the Amazon rainforest. It took place in a temple specially made for this task. The ritual was relatively complex for its time, and sadly, it ended with the girls being sacrificed. Why? We were still not sure, but that is one of the things we were there to find out.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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