/authors/stig/ Recent content in Stig on Utopia Stories Library Hugo en-us /stories/10048/ Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000 /stories/10048/ <p>THUMP-THUMP!</p> <p>I was in my apartment trying to watch TV, but that damned noise from upstairs was getting on my nerves. I had never met the woman who lived in the apartment above mine, but if she kept that up much longer, It was going to happen soon, and it wouldn&rsquo;t be pleasant!</p> <p>For now, I just decided to try the old &ldquo;bang on the ceiling trick.&rdquo; I stood on my chair and gave the ceiling a couple of whacks with a book - &ldquo;WHUMPWHUMP!&rdquo; Almost immediately came a pair of thumps in reply. But there was something else&hellip; some sort of muffled sounding yell.</p>