Cleaning
Author's Note: My Health Cleanse: Becoming a Sissy for my own Board In front of the Cleanse Company corporate board in our modest country retreat, 50 acres, standing at the head of the solid oak table with the other ten members, I continue “and that is how I brought our highest profits ever!” in my confident, strong, happy voice. As founder, president and CEO I do more than anyone else. Everyone is happy with my results. “This is the best investment I ever made!” Sarah smiles buttressing my domination over the company. We leave the meeting together on a high note as I offer “Feel free to observe any of our customers in their healthy weight loss fantasies. You can’t hurt them and they won’t know you were there.” Joan and several other board members take me up on my offer, going up to the observation deck. She smiles “I always like the unique ones… you should try it sometime, Brandon.” as she playfully taps my modest gut. I just smile in response as the room empties. Ten successful years of profitable business. ...